In need of money, Salvador Dali tries to go into the world of commerce. He sells his pet pig, Pigment, to Andy Warhol’s Sausage Factory, but he soon learns how the sausage is made. He loves his pet pig,Pigment,so he tries to back out of the contract but Andy Warhol is a master of commerce and the deal has been signed so Salvador must use his vast knowledge of inter-dimensional forces to escape the factory.

It’s a whole script that I’ve written, and it’s really good. Think about it: surrealism vs pop art commercialism, theoretical physics vs market realities, Alexander Calder vs Marcel Duchamp #1 vs Marcel Duchamp #2 vs Marcel Duchamp #3. It’s a good story that I don’t want you to steal, but here’s some renders…

The hero, Salvador, with his pet pig, Pigment.

The villain, Andy ‘Marlowe’ Warhol.
The Sausage Factory (where the sausage is made).

The wild Alexander Calder, master of kinetic movement and pre-determined physical forces.

The sausage (formerly Pigment, Salvador’s pet pig).

Marcel Duchamp listens to what his ears have to say…

…before seeing that he’s already in the soup! Will Courbet’s ‘Origin of the World’ make an appearance?! Or will Duchamp be forced back into a silo of voyeurism, unable to complete his final work, Etant donnes: 1. La chute d’eau, 2. Le gaz d’eclairage (or,in English, Given: 1. The Waterfall, 2. The Illuminating Gas (link, for the un-itiated

Salvador T Pose with Meat Inspector Outfit

Or, as Salvador likes to refer to the T-Pose: ‘Christ Pose To Be Reconfigured by God The Almighty Rigger/Animator in the Dimension of the Microchip Pose’ with Leisure Outfit